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Welcome to The Sarcastic Alaskans, the worst the Last Frontier has to offer.

Prepare to be entertained, informed, and maybe slightly offended. We’d hate to have you join our snarky Alaskan family.

$5 donated from EVERY ORDER to local Alaskan youth in agricultural programs.

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Do you love the outdoors but also kinda hate it? Enjoy making light of the quirky things life seems to throw at us? Well, guess what? We've got just the thing for you - incredibly truthful styles!

Our “Unbearable Collection” is the epitome of outdoor sarcasm. Because if you can't be comfortable on your hike, you might as well wear a shirt that proves it! That's right, at The Sarcastic Alaskans, we're bringing you the “worst”, outdoor fashion you could ever imagine. The shirts are too soft, the design is too entertaining, and people will smile when they see your new shirt. Ew.

So, if you're ready to take your sarcasm to the great outdoors, look no further. Embrace your inner Alaskan and get ready for some satirical adventures!

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